1. You live running distance from your Mamma
2. You act as if every day is Mother’s Day…
3. You will forever be her “baby”
4. You have no idea how to do laundry
5. You won’t move out until you find another Mamma – AKA a wife
6. Your Mamma says the rosary because of you
7. Your go-to question on a first date is “Can you cook?”
8. Mamma thinks you are the most gorgeous man to walk the earth
9. You’ve been called ‘Mammone’… repeatedly
10. Mamma will defend you to the death, even if you’re wrong
11. Your last meal request would be Mamma’s veal cutlets
12. You are favored over your sister
13. You think Mamma’s pastina is better than medicine
14. Your kryptonite is Mamma’s guilt trip
15. You grew a mustache to look like her
16. You are a boy and you are Italian
