- You walked 3 miles to school in bad weather.
- You “Gotta Guy” for everything.
- You love to brag about your zucchini.
- You’re a Do-It-Yourselfer.
- You always have a green thumb.
- Your basement makes my mouth water.
- You’re a soccer pro and still know all the stats.
- A great night includes a good cigar and grappa.
- Your best buds meet you to play cards at the Italian Club.
- You have at least one child or grandchild named after you.
- You can’t get enough of your wife’s cooking.
- You’re always stylin’ in a white top, shorts, black socks and sandals.
- Your greatest joy is your family.
