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31 Things Italian Fathers/ Nonnos Say

Here is a list of things that Italian fathers and grandfathers commonly say!

Here is a list of things that Italian fathers and grandfathers commonly say! Comment something that your Italian father says below!

1. “NO BOYS”

2. “You’re allowed to start dating when you’re 40.”

3. “No hats at the dinner table!”

4. “When I started work, I was three years old.”

5. “I no understand you people.”

6. “You sleep in this house.”

7. “Don’t worry, I got a guy!”

8. “Don’t eat the prosciutto without bread!”

9. “Listen to your mother.”

10. “This would never happen in Italy.”

11. “Come, let me show you my garden.”

12. “No one knows how to cook like your mother and don’t you forget it.”

13. “You’re not leaving the house wearing that.”

14. “Put socks on or you’re going to get sick!”

15. “OHHHH, TAKE IT EASY.”

16. “Quit breaking my balls.”

17. “This is my house.”

18. “We pay cash.”

19. “What do they teach you at school?”

20. “You know… when I was your age…”

21. “Go help your mother.”

22. “I gotta go wash my car.”

23. “OHHHHHHH!”

24. “Who you talking to?”

25. “Listen to me play the accordion.”

26. “LOOK AT MY CUCUMBERS!”

27. “When I come to this country, I only havea one shoe.”

28. “When I was your age, I worked 12 days a week!”

29. “SOMEBODY GET THE PHONE!”

30. “I NO BUY NOTHING, STOP CALLING MY HOUSE.”

31. “Fanabala!”

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