Why You Should Never Go to Italy

Italy is not that great and anyone who’s ever been will tell you the same. I’m here to show you why you should just avoid planning that trip altogether. 

Let’s start with their unkempt beaches.

I mean have you ever seen water so blue! Why is it so vibrant?! It’s almost blinding. Definitely not worth it. 

Who is the landscaper, because they need to be fired. They just left those rocks in the way and completely obstructed the view. 

Moving on to the countryside where everything is just the worst. 

Look at those rolling hills! I’m feeling nauseous already. 

That view is just awful. Does anyone really want to be able to see for miles? Not likely. 

I don’t even want to show you the cities, but I have to. You are not going to believe what you are seeing. 

They’re just letting that building fall apart. It doesn’t even have a roof! Whoever is in charge of city upkeep is doing a terrible job. 

Did they really need to build the city right on the water?

I don’t even have words for whatever is happening here.

They couldn’t even build this tower correctly. It really doesn’t inspire too much confidence in what their other structures must be like. 

I don’t know many people who would be comfortable living in a town that could literally fall into the sea at any second, but to each their own. 

Okay, now for the worst of it, the mountains. 

I firmly believe that nothing should ever be that tall. 

Here we go with the blue water again. It has to be polluted there’s no other way to explain it. 

Now, I have done my best to show you the dark side of this country. Hopefully, you will take everything you have learned and look somewhere else. I will leave you with a few parting pictures as a reminder of what you won’t be missing.

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