Wear the following at your own risk…
1. Ripped Jeans
Nonna will immediately say “no worry” and start walking towards you with a needle and thread.
2. Distressed Tees/ Jackets
Nonna will say back in her day she sewed clothes when they ripped and now “YOU KIDS BUY THEM LIKE THIS?”
3. Anything Cropped
Just not a good idea. Your family will either ask if you shrunk it in the dryer or if you got it at baby GAP.
4. Short Shorts/ Dresses/ Skirts
You already know your uncles are over-protective as it is, so maybe its best to stay away from the “short-shorts”.
5. Low cut shirts
Unless you want your Nonna to whisper in your mom’s ear about you, COVER UP.