1. She asks you if you’re hungry the moment you walk in the door
2. She looks at you like this if you say you aren’t hungry
3. She tries to slip you money with the “handshake”… you know what we mean
4. She ALWAYS brings out cookies
5. And espresso…
6. She DOES NOT sit the entire time you are there
7. If she does sit, it’s only to ask what else she can make you
8. She asks you when you’re getting married
9. She sends you home with 5-87 tupperware and bags full of leftovers
That’s so true, I do a lot of those things.