If you can relate to these, then you probably aren’t Italian…
1. You eat spaghetti o’s…
2. You get sunburnt easily…
3. You don’t celebrate Christmas Eve…
4. You keep your hands still in conversation…
5. You have no idea know what these are…
6. You never cook with wine…
7. It takes you 2 minutes to say goodbye…
8. You walk your kids…
9. Starbucks runs through your bloodstream
10. Scenery means “props” for photos…
11. Your last name is easy to pronounce…
12. You never have company over…
13. You’ve never prayed to St. Anthony…
14. You always think food has too much garlic
15. You don’t know what the malocchio is…
16. You’re allowed to use all of the towels in the bathroom
17. Your family uses the front door
18. You eat canned dinners…
19. Grandma’s house looks nothing like this…
20. You got the “1, 2, 3,” timeout. In other words, never the wooden spoon!
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